U is for "unicorn"...not "donkey"

It was during their first ever event that GD-Suzanne was busy creating the most beautiful picture for a custom alphabet book for the baby. She was drawing the "U" page. Obviously, "U" is for "unicorn". Obviously.

After she finished (or so she thought) she showed GD-Bekah & GD-Jenn, who were instantly enamored with the page. There it was, a purple unicorn in all her mystical glory, a sure favorite page of little baby Sugar!  While the baby shower guests continued playing a game with GD-Kelly, you could hear squeals of glee about the masterpiece in the background.

But then Boyfriend walked up and rained on their little parade. "It's a donkey!" He thought he was soooo smart in his exclamation.
"NO, it's a unicorn!", pouted GD-Suzanne.
"Oh. Well it looks like a donkey.", Boyfriend continued.
"I KNOW! ADD A RAINBOW!", yelled GD-Jenn, as inappropriately as she knows best.
"AND GLITTER!! OMG PLEASE ADD GLITTER!", GD-Bekah eagerly added.

And henceforth we shall be named Glitter Donkey.
And we will plan and cater parties.
And we will wear our hats.
And our aprons.
And our gloves.
And you WILL hire us.
And you'll live the rest of your life without regret.

Amen.